When Bureaucrats Attack

Anyone whose watched Top Gear for any length of time has heard them make fun of Britain's Health and Safety boards. I've always thought they were just joking around and making things worse then they are for comedy's sake. Apparently they're not.

Who knew firemen in Europe were such fragile things? My guess is if there was a fire at a Health and Safety office, the crews on the way would be obeying every speed limit, following all the traffic signs and keeping a safe distance from any heat sources.

(h/t Hot Air)

It sucks not having access to Blogger from work

Hence the very light blogging in the last little while.

But just to give everyone something to watch here's a couple videos:

The first, a beautiful example of the MSM in full liberal swing (by way of Hotair):



The hypocrisy is so thick even Kurtz can't seem to make sense of it.

And on the lighter side, a couple of WoW videos;

Starting with the infamous Leeroy Jenkins:


The not so family friendly WoW video (if you're watching this at work you may want to wear headphones)


Whose up for a little 4 wheelin':



And finally, also by way of Hotair, the maiden (and final) flight of the worlds first real X-Wing fighter.

300..301..302...

Just plain funny


P.S. Postings been very light recently since they've blocked Blogger from work. I used to get most of my postings done during lunch and breaks no more.

First YouTube now blogger, what do they expect us to do at the office for 8 hours, work?

France - Only a half millenia behind the learning curve

It's not a good week for the French education system.

First comes this story of a Frenchman who somehow managed to live his entire life with an unusually small brain and a borderline retarded IQ without anyone noticing and then comes this video (h/t HotAir) that gives us a look as to how he managed it.


The Majority of French People Are Dumb - Watch more free videos

You're Next!

Congrats to the Anaheim Ducks

New Stanley Cup Champions. I hate to say it but they deserved it.

So to consul all those Ottawa fans out there like me, here's a little something as far away from professional hockey as you can get; ventriliquism videos from YouTube:

Very Funny:


Even funnier:


and FREAKIN' AWESOME:


It might not make the pain go away, but it will give you an excuse for those tears in your eyes.

F@#$ing Hilarious

Only thing missing is the 2 year old:



(h/t Hot Air)

I don't care who you are ...

... that's funny right there!

Sure, some may accuse Will Ferrel of child abuse but dang, if you can't make kids say amazingly inappropriate things what good are they.




If you think Pearl was bad you should have heard my youngest nephew every time he saw a 'truck' drive by.

Hey, and don't miss the outtakes:

Boy Bands for beginners

Just fill in the blanks:



(h/t Hotair)

The video is actually a lip sync from a song by Da Vinci's Notebook. The real group can be seen in this 'not safe for kids' video:

The Next Corporate Scandal

First there was Enron and WorldCom and now, thanks to Conan O'Brien and B.J. Novak of all people, the news that Cadbury may soon be facing a scandal of even greater proportions (or smaller as the case might be).



No word on whether or not this impacts the Canadian market.

(H/T to Allah)

My first Youtube post

I finally did it; I've posted a self produced video on YouTube. I just thought it was about time to share this gem with the world.

So enjoy, The Evolution of Man:

The Pic That Launched a Thousand Rants!

This story over at Michelle Malkin's is just hilarious and at the same time a perfect example of RDS, a strain of the much more viral BDS.

Seriously, generating controversy and making an insane conspiracy mainstream on the left these days has about the same degree of difficulty as playing "peek-a-boo" or "watch the keys" with a 6 month old.

Friday's PSA

Brought to you by HamNation:



Have to agree with Allah on this one; Best HamNation evuh!

Time out for romance

A touching video that truly pulls at the heart strings.

Can Terry Wrist please come to the gate 15

Saw this over at Hot Air.

Hilarious and a bit scary.

I really can't be sure this is even working right now as it's a YouTube link and the powers that be have resumed their blocking of most streaming video sites here at the office.

In the Navy

The latest US Navy recruitment ad NOT coming to a TV near you by way of HotAir.

Our Deepest Sympathies

Earlier today MacDaddy was called into one of our managers offices for the grim task of receiving a condolence card with respect to the passing of his step father. I only met him a few times but he seemed like a really decent guy and a Mac and him were pretty close.

In true Mac style by the time he was back to our cubicle he was cracking jokes and was grinning from ear to ear. Some people might think that this was just some sort of reflex meant to hide the pain but those of us that truly know Mac, and truly understand the inner workings of his twisted mind know that the laughter was less of a defense mechanism and more due to the fact his step father died 6 years ago, which was right about the time we circulated the card for everyone to sign and make donations.

I guess we know at least one manager who doesn't take advantage of our once a year, Office Cleanup Day.

Just because it's Friday

and I need a good laugh with the weather outside.

How 'bout we give your sister a call?

From today's Ottawa Sun:


I don't know about you, but my first thought after seeing a girl wearing a thong with "I'm Liberal" painted all over the front of it has nothing to do with her politics.