Time to lay some speed traps
I don't know how far this pandemic has spread, but if other cities are anything like Ottawa you may agree with me, it's time to put a stop to these roller sneakers!
It's a rarity now to see anyone under the age of 13 actually walk anywhere nowadays. Sure they may be standing up, but almost without fail they are leaning back on their heels gliding along on a pair of hidden wheels. It may be a cool concept but enough is enough already. It's starting to get to the point I want to start laying out hundreds of little spike strips throughout malls across the city.
Who's with me?
Update: minor edit
It's a rarity now to see anyone under the age of 13 actually walk anywhere nowadays. Sure they may be standing up, but almost without fail they are leaning back on their heels gliding along on a pair of hidden wheels. It may be a cool concept but enough is enough already. It's starting to get to the point I want to start laying out hundreds of little spike strips throughout malls across the city.
Who's with me?
Update: minor edit
posted by Bic at 7:59 a.m.
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