What's become of this group?

When the boss is away and you still can't get all the guys from the group to head out to Jack Astor's for lunch because it's "too far" (despite the fact that they're not driving), that's a sign everyone's just getting too old; well that and the fact MacDaddy can't go five minutes without a bathroom break (I swear he has to go 5 or 6 more times a day if the humidity goes up 10%).

Is it so much to ask for a little time out on a Wednesday to enjoy some fresh baked apple pie and a very nice looking collection of waitresses? Not to mention their 20 beers on tap for those looking for a little bit of a 'liquid lunch'.