Friday, March 24, 2006

"Greg Gutfeld's 29 Amazing Reasons why America Sucks!"

So far my favorites have to be:

#15. Replacing a dictator with a democracy doesn't sit well with my yoga instructor.
#19. Our constitution is simply too lenient and doesn't allow for beheadings.
#21. Our army shows up early to everything, which is awkward.
#22. Uniformly applied "right turn on red" traffic rule perpetuates a racist worldview instead a society that's a beautiful cultural mosaic. Worse, faster traffic flow puts off the day when we all must return to sheep-drawn carriages.

Read the rest for yourself.

And if you've never read a Gutfeld comments section before, don't miss Enders replies.


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